ilovecharts:

The World Cup
via Kurt White

ilovecharts:

The World Cup

via Kurt White

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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ohmyreblogs:

Bastian to the interviewer “He said you’re beautiful and he’s happy to win the title”  / x /

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Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

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Manuel Neuer

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Man kann nur Weltmeister werden, wenn man als Mannschaft agiert.

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